So Gross! (2001)
“Chapter One Hhhucch. Cccchh. Hhhoick!
Dillon Quinn cleared his nasal passages and lobbed one at the sandwich on the ground. The blob of mucus mixed with spit spread across the surface like green butter.
‘Yes,’ he shouted, one fist in the air as he turned to his mates. ‘Beat that.’ Simon Dewer stepped up to the crease, clearing his throat to warm up. ‘Uh, hmmm. Hmmm! He sized up the distance, taking particular notice of the position of the sun and the strength of the wind.
In this game you could...n’t afford to make a mistake.
He rearranged his lips and … ‘Pphhtt.’ It was high. It was long. The perfect gollie. Splat!
Green butter with a clear bubble topping.
‘Thank you. Thank you. Thank you,’ said Simon, bowing to his friends. ‘Autographs later.’ The two remaining boys, Gumby Mason and Yonnie Toft, fell to the ground, wishing their turn was over, praying for an instant storm to put them out of their misery.
Blue skies looked down.
‘How’s your appetite, fellas?’ asked Dillon.MoreLess
Dillon Quinn cleared his nasal passages and lobbed one at the sandwich on the ground. The blob of mucus mixed with spit spread across the surface like green butter.
‘Yes,’ he shouted, one fist in the air as he turned to his mates. ‘Beat that.’ Simon Dewer stepped up to the crease, clearing his throat to warm up. ‘Uh, hmmm. Hmmm! He sized up the distance, taking particular notice of the position of the sun and the strength of the wind.
In this game you could...n’t afford to make a mistake.
He rearranged his lips and … ‘Pphhtt.’ It was high. It was long. The perfect gollie. Splat!
Green butter with a clear bubble topping.
‘Thank you. Thank you. Thank you,’ said Simon, bowing to his friends. ‘Autographs later.’ The two remaining boys, Gumby Mason and Yonnie Toft, fell to the ground, wishing their turn was over, praying for an instant storm to put them out of their misery.
Blue skies looked down.
‘How’s your appetite, fellas?’ asked Dillon.MoreLess
Read book So Gross! for free
You can download books for free in various formats, such as epub, pdf, azw, mobi, txt and others on book networks site. Additionally, the entire text is available for online reading through our e-reader. Our site is not responsible for the performance of third-party products (sites).
Write Review:
User Reviews: