Hey Baby! (1999)
“You know that whingeing babies do? Not really crying – more like someone sawing metal? That’s the noise Morgan was making.
Kenny stuck her fingers in her ears. “Tell Tiff to make it stop!”
Rosie shook her head. “She won’t come till she’s ready. Tiff’s dead stubborn.”
“Great,” said Lyndz.
“The poor thing just needs changing,” said Fliss.
“Duh,” I said. “Like we didn’t know! Go on, Lyndz. You do it.”
“Uh-uh,” said Lyndz. “Poo is strictly for grown-ups.”
“Kenny?” I said hopefully.
She swallowed ha...rd. “Sorry,” she said. “I lurve blood and gore, but I don’t much go for you-know-what.”
I sighed. “Then I volunteer Rosie, OK? It’s her house.”
“Hear that, Rosie?” said Lyndz. “You’re Tiff’s stunt double.”
“Go girl, go girl,” we chanted.
“All right,” said Rosie unhappily. She dashed out of the room and we heard her rooting in cupboards.
When she came back, we fell about. Rosie is totally weird. I mean, I don’t blame her for sticking a peg on her nose.MoreLess
Kenny stuck her fingers in her ears. “Tell Tiff to make it stop!”
Rosie shook her head. “She won’t come till she’s ready. Tiff’s dead stubborn.”
“Great,” said Lyndz.
“The poor thing just needs changing,” said Fliss.
“Duh,” I said. “Like we didn’t know! Go on, Lyndz. You do it.”
“Uh-uh,” said Lyndz. “Poo is strictly for grown-ups.”
“Kenny?” I said hopefully.
She swallowed ha...rd. “Sorry,” she said. “I lurve blood and gore, but I don’t much go for you-know-what.”
I sighed. “Then I volunteer Rosie, OK? It’s her house.”
“Hear that, Rosie?” said Lyndz. “You’re Tiff’s stunt double.”
“Go girl, go girl,” we chanted.
“All right,” said Rosie unhappily. She dashed out of the room and we heard her rooting in cupboards.
When she came back, we fell about. Rosie is totally weird. I mean, I don’t blame her for sticking a peg on her nose.MoreLess
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