“A: When it's an uncle. — Laffy Taffy Joke #120 "You may not quit."Ferrero threw up his arms and marched into my apartment without preamble."Won't you come in," I offered to his back.He whirled around on me as I closed the door. "A muse," he boomed, "cannot quit being a muse."I sighed. Clearly Kelly had no sense of the sisterhood's bonds of silence. She probably called six people before she even left my building. And, though I doubted she called Ferrero herself, someone—with hip-length platinum ...hair and a heavy hand with the eyeliner—had shared the news with him.He looked tired.Fashion week was always stressful for him, and I had heard there were problems with suppliers and an embargo on a tiny Eastern European country that exported handmade glass beads. Top it off with the news that I was quitting and no wonder he appeared on my doorstep looking haggard and ordering me not to quit."I'm no—""Once a muse commits to being a muse," he continued, pacing nervously on my living room rug, "she must be a muse until the artist is no longer inspired by her.""But I'm no—""It is an unwritten agreement.MoreLessRead More Read Less
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